Friday, June 19, 2009

i love all you girls who are true to your own identity and not following fads...

Everyone i seem to meet seems to have a dealer. not the kinds in psuedo black tux uttering "the dealer has 21" but the kinds who meet you at designated traffic lights to pass 'stuff'. or maybe that was some years ago when this film writer i know used to score coke. point in case.

i am fucking this bollywood-lover-punk rock-jane austen rocks chick in delhi. sweet yet brutal, timid and horny with tits that kill. after i shoot a few rounds of my godly sprinkly cum in her mouth she has this utter thirst for charas. What does she do ? pick up phone, call the dealer. home delivery system. 2 T's on the way. but the best part when she calls her dealer, she starts the call with "salaam bhai jaan". WTF. if a stranger to the situation just walked he would've thought she was talking to a long time no see friend. Brilliant.

I also ended up going to the valley of parvati. Now i think there they put you in jail if you DONT carry charas around. There were dealers who sold us stuff like it was achaar. couple spliff's we dont like it then we give it back. no hard feelings. My friend must've smoked 1T just testing diffrent maal from diffrent people. quite an experience which i secretly and coyly manage to record on the phone's audio recorder. surreal some of their stories.

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I am still with portugese girl. everyday she loves me more and more. and i like her a bit more than before especially now that i am fucking around and don't feel claustrophobed into the relationship(yuk) corner. She is very scared that i might be cheating but what she fails to realise is that the more i fuck around the stronger my bond will be to her. she's too sweet and innocent to realise this. she is without a doubt the best girlfriend i ever had, not one find i still find in her except that she is a bit too loving sometimes. and the worst part is i want to fuck this hot friend of hers. if everything goes to plan this should be accomplished very soon without ragazza portugesa coming to know of anything. female friendships are disposable anyways. i know (and admire) boys who have fucked sisters so.

To a lot of socially conditioned persons especially those things with tits we call women this will sound offensive coz obviously they fail to realise how much i love women and respect them. definately way more than the boys who pretend to be "friends" with girls only to call her a slut when the boy gang sits at the coffee shop checking out girls and gossiping(yes boys gossip). and the boys who will play the harmless friend and go home and shag all over the facebook pictures of their "platonic female friends".

it's simple i wanna (respectfully( fuck you and make sure we both have the best time and if it clicks we can be friends. i will keep my mouth shut and hope you do too also. i won't tell boys i fucked you to show off and will keep it our little secret (which makes it sweet). if you don't wanna fuck me then i'll move on and not obsess over/send desperate mails/ shag over your pics. inspite of all this i know enough women who will try trashing me to confetti just by reading what i wrote. in fact for these women i'll throw in an extra bone.

ok

ready ?

"All women are whores"... i hope somebody gets pissed at least ...

14 comments:

sanely insane said...

funny thing is...with girls...i've never had to lie to get into their pants (though maybe thats why i havent been into too many pants)...but u put the i wanna do u in a nice manner and they agree (after all they are also horny arent they)...

but the truth has never seemed to work to get into their hearts...two women i fell in luv with...gosh i tell ya nightmare...can almost make one give u this whole idea of love

Crimson Feet said...

i stopped at april 07... got a dog and a girl to take care of! what? of course! the order is right. this is what keeps the girl truly happy ;)

shall be back

cheers

InExile said...

maybe i'll write a post wrt sanely insane's plea :)

crimson, take care of the dog ;)

LostLittleGirl said...

Hm. Since you want someone to protest so bad, I just have to step in right, especially after I read this egoistic, childish, delusional piece of crap you seem to specialize in that makes me feel like you're scum. Point is, is all this really happening?
Or maybe it's just that one thing happens and you make up shit to supplant that along the way?
I'm sure you'll feel great when you're 60 reading all this, thinking that hey I was a prize shag for so many cool women and that's something to be proud of innit? Grow up man, it's about time you did. And not talking about a girl you're sleeping with is not fucking respect. Anyways you talk of it online a bit too much, there won't be much left for your friends to hear.

I hope this post was the usual ego trip otherwise I feel all gross about knowing you. Oh wait I don't give a flying fuck.

InExile said...

ha ha ha !! yay !

you don't give a flying fuck eh ?
and you wrote such a long comment putting the hatred of your heart mixed with napalmic wrath of your soul for wat ? :)

LostLittleGirl said...

Because you looked like you needed it sweetheart.

butterfly said...

You haven't changed a bit have you?
And I still fail to realize how much you respect women :)
I know you love them...but respect them?? Plssss!

catmiester said...

ure just full of gas...
n probably bored out of ure wits.
Ok... so nothing better to do?? lets instigate some women today...

Douche-Muffin said...

You should take your generic rock pedaling ass and get yourself an education in irony.

Your inane, grammatically confused blather was amusing in a 'this shit is so bad, it's good' way, but this, your misogyny masquerading as catharsis, plunges new depths of vacuous, male bravado posturing, you fucking throwback to the 1970s rockstar cliche.

I'm sure Gary Glitter got all the pussy in his day: there's a lesson in there for you if you look hard enough.

Crimson Feet said...

whats with all the anti sentiments here dude... did u expect it?!

i think frustrations can lead to such sentiments from ppl... i might not think much of my thinking mostly! :)

White Magpie said...

Lmao!!! Hilarious how you stirred everyone's pot. Gawd!! Its so easy to provoke everyone these days..The switchbutton effect...

InExile said...

Magpie, you got it ! unlike everyone else...

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Heathcliffs Girl said...

You are ridiculous! but oddly enough i believe you when u say u respect women- there are no false hopes and promises,i like that!