virgin girl and the wussy boy:afterstory
Well so everyone knows the story till now. the cellphone and the stalking and the richjackass. The story after that is rather .... got me in a twist kinds. After the cellphone throwing night, They met a few days later and apparently fell in love. don't ask me how i don't know what the hell happened ? but yes reports confirm that this happened. This was quite a few years ago and they are still together. Now that is a totally different matter that not once have i met them without them getting into a fight over stupid things. Not once have i seen them talk/walk/do anything like people madly in love do. usually they just meet for drinks sit quietly find something stupid to fight over and go home. Usually she is all over him and calls him darling and he in turn makes fun of her religion. All her friends think he is uber cute and ultra cool but i get a feeling they do it just coz they are her friends and don't want to make her think that he's a useless fuck, after all he does drive them around doesn't he. The cellphone incident is totally forgotten and in fact even if you bring it up they can't seem to remember anything like that ever happened.
Apart from all these amazing things that i told you about their relationship they also like to gift expensive things to each other and write really cheesy corny testimonials on orkut for each other. And finally they are at the brink of getting engaged and bar a few blocks in their way they should be married soon. He told me she is his soul mate and he can't marry anyone else. I didn't think it would be appropriate to remind him of all the beautiful names he called her when they were having a huge fight which continued for many months OR how he "tried" many times to cheat on her but well that's another hilarious story in itself. when i asked what makes him think she is his soul mate he replied," coz she gels with my friends, listens to good music and likes the things i like." er um aren't soul mates supposed to be in "love" also ?
Ok now i am gonna give y'all a secret. You all know richjackass. I am serious all of you regular readers know richjackass more than you all think. Remember the Richboringguy and the Digital Diary ! Well yes , richjackass and richboringguy are the same person. I know it seems unbelievable that one person could pull of such stunts and but yes he is extremely talented at wussy-ness. Well what can i say ? he's a funny guy.
Apart from all these amazing things that i told you about their relationship they also like to gift expensive things to each other and write really cheesy corny testimonials on orkut for each other. And finally they are at the brink of getting engaged and bar a few blocks in their way they should be married soon. He told me she is his soul mate and he can't marry anyone else. I didn't think it would be appropriate to remind him of all the beautiful names he called her when they were having a huge fight which continued for many months OR how he "tried" many times to cheat on her but well that's another hilarious story in itself. when i asked what makes him think she is his soul mate he replied," coz she gels with my friends, listens to good music and likes the things i like." er um aren't soul mates supposed to be in "love" also ?
Ok now i am gonna give y'all a secret. You all know richjackass. I am serious all of you regular readers know richjackass more than you all think. Remember the Richboringguy and the Digital Diary ! Well yes , richjackass and richboringguy are the same person. I know it seems unbelievable that one person could pull of such stunts and but yes he is extremely talented at wussy-ness. Well what can i say ? he's a funny guy.
9 comments:
Sounds like a real messed up relationship (if I may use the R word at all). Hope they don't go ahead with marriage - it's bad enough when people see each other for no reason at all - definetely don't need no kids coming out of that..
M
PS: Haven't been reading your blog all that long, but have a feeling that the latest twist "richjackass and richboringguy are the same person" would have be a good one, if I did!
PPS: Was also wondering - since you aptly name all your friends - what would I be called in inexiles mind? hmmmm...
lo and behold. so both these losers are the same person? hehe should've figured.
melody , i agree with you. and i have tried to tell them but they like to think of me as a womanising bastard so hence... :) and a nickname for you hmm..
how about philo-mena aunty :P !! if u live where i think u live .. you will get the joke men :P
Serendipiti-ous, yes they are both the same person ! i have at least 20 more stupid stiories of this guy in stock !!!
hehehe yes they do! it is the BEST bit of goa in my opinion :)
I'm pretty sure I don't live where you think I live because I can't for the life of me figure out what you're talking about.
And that nick sucks... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
melody, but you always posted pics from that area on your blog so i thot... how about a nickname like Jane-Bond !! ;) who drinks cranberry juice... not shaken but stirred !!! and you know the joke with cranberry juice don't u ? ;)
where are you?
dude they're same, that's actually just irony...
clit and jerry, have a cigar ! ;)
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