hey hey honey honey... hey hey ....

Have you ever received a phone call bang in the middle of having sex ? and the phone wasn't even silent and that ridiculously funny ring tone you took such pains to record started blaring at full volume just as you were biting her neck and neither of you you knew what you had to do ..

in and out and in and out and in and out
rrrringggg rrrrrringgggg !!!

"that's your phone"
in and out and in and out

"don't you wanna take this call"
"just shut up"

rrrringggg rrrrringggg

"maybe it's something important ?"
"what the fuck ? who are you... my fucking personal assistant ?"

So there ! Right when i thought that ..finally in my life i will be able have good sex again ! there are girls who are good girls but turn into evil sluts once in bed . and there are girls who are good girls and turn even more shy and colder once they are in bed. i seem to run into an awful lot of them off late. where are the sluts ? somebody call in the slutty chicks ? inexile wants you if you are slutty and smart and hot !!

anyways the sex got ruined !! i exited her vagina and her house and i was wondering who could call me repeatedly.what could be so important ? who could be this calling me again and again...??

so turns out that famousinsecureguy and richjackass and their respective girlfriends and a few more asswipes are meeting up for drinks at expensiveswanky place. why such urgency ? famousinsecureguy,after the incident with the fakeangelrealslut girl has decided that settling down forever with some girl is the way for him hence he found some eons old family friend who is halfway decent looking and decided that he will fall for her. And since he really wants to be serious with this girl he called upon a meeting of all his closest friends so they could approve the girl. As disgruntled i was at the lame sex with the lame girl i had that evening i decided to crank it up a notch by deciding to join the asswipes.

The first thing that struck me when i reached the swankyplace was the dress code for the evening. It's as if they had called each other and co-ordinated the evening wear. even the new girl. Now there's one thing dressing well and really formal. and there's another thing trying very hard to dress well but you end up looking like a monkey becoz you bought your clothes looking at the price tag and the label without considering whether it will look good on you or not.the disgust on their face was apparent when they saw me dressed in 'unfashionable' clothes. So apparently i still look like a rock band reject from 1971. so what ? the collective prices of their clothes and accessories was enough to pay the national debt of Somalia maybe.

If lack of designer wear on my body was disgusting the fact that i refuse to order any drink was blasphemy. No alcohol please and isn't it a little too cold for juice. they could not understand how someone can come to hang out with their friends at such a nice place and not order anything. that looks so bad !! Rat's ass didn't give i !! Anyways the silence was so thick you could slice it into tiny slices with a butchers knife. everyone looked here and there and at each other and gave the polite smiles.

"i love the fabric"
".. and then i got that executive membership card out and.."
".. should we order another bottle of this " mispronounced gay french name" wine.."

These were all the things being spoken and i found myself yet again in the position of trying to figure out why the fuck do i ever come and hang out with these guys. and not to mention that the new girl is an anorexic long nosed fashion designer girl who cringed when i used the word "fuck" and totally refused to talk to anyone or smile at all. most of the times she checked her watch or talked on her phone. famousinsecureguy was being the perfect red carpet for her to walk all over. when she said she looks bad in pictures he couldn't understand how such a beauty could look flawed. when i smoked he told me to take care not to blow the smoke in her direction. Wouldn't he make a good hubby ? the problem was that she didn't really care about him. and he ended up cribbing about that to richjackass and wannabeartistgirl. yes i Will repeat. He is cribbing to his friends that the girl he wants to fall for doesn't care enough about him.

richjackass : that's a Nice scarf you wearing !
famouseinsecureguy : i wish somebody else thought that too !

i really didn't know what to say. and i really didn't want to say anything. the new girls started talking when the conversation was about her. Suddenly she had found a tongue. she simply wouldn't stop talking about how she had won some beauty contest and how she painted some great wall and how she loved photography although when i asked her what camera she used ? she said and i quote "digital camera". the reaction was instant. As soon as the new girl started talking wannabeartist girl also started. And at one point i swear, they were contesting with each other about how cool their dads are and the new found friendship grew so deep that they were so sure that their dads would make the best of friends.

and all the while this was happening. I was sitting in the middle of these two girls. so all the cross talk was literally going through me. i counter-reacted by blowing the smoke all over. but well give a woman something to talk about and she goes whooosh. Thankfully at one point they had to leave. While going to another place i was asked what i thought of the girl. Being the nice polite generous person i am i said that i thought she was a "self indulgent bitchy person". they shot daggers. I laughed on the inside. what i simply don't understand is that if these people dislike me and my views so much then why do they like hanging out with me ? why do they give those side hugs and pretend to care oh so much about me and my whereabouts. Enough !! No More Head Trips !! Walk on home boys....