a saturday afternoon siesta that couldn't be ....
if i have to spoil a perfectly wonderfully sunny Saturday i don't need to do much. Just call one of my special group of 'friends' and hang with them. Unfortunately in spite of realising the potential dangers, i did the exact same thing today. famousinsecureguy and i have been friends since we were hangin around thinkin up ideas together during our teenage years. Once we were quite close but his fame and self destructive ways and my blatant refusal to agree with them, resulted in a wide uncomfortable silence filled valley between us. Today we happened to meet. As usual we decided to drink (i drank juice, thank you thank you).
After we had asked each other the state of our ventures and the health of our families there was a silence you could see with your eyes full of red chillies sitting in Lebanon.
inexile : hmm, you look sad !
famousinsecureguy : just tired !
inexile : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
inexile : blah blah blah blah yada yada yada hmm yada aha blah !!
famousinsecureguy : she cheated on me !
inexile : hm ? (actual thots : woah no)
famousinsecureguy : the fakeangelrealslut cheated on me ! everyone liked her so much !
inexile :...
famousinsecureguy : i trusted a girl after many years ! and i thot this was it ! i can't believe she would be such a bitch ! I am gonna ignore her ! see she's calling me non stop now ! but this is it ! how can people do this ?
inexile : how long was she with you ?
famousinsecureguy : she wasn't really with me, but i wanted to be with her soon
inexile : if she wasn't with you how can she cheat on you ?
famousinsecureguy : coz she always used to go everywhere with me and we were acting like a couple and i held her hand and drove her everywhere and we had such nice dinners and she used to hug me so nicely and i could feel it in her eyes ! blah blah..
inexile : who did she fuck ?
famousinsecureguy : she did not ! she kissed someone else and exchanged numbers !
inexile : who ?
famousinsecureguy : the badrepsinger guy ! he called me and told me ! i am so thankful to him ! he told me they exchanged numbers too ! he saved me in time !
inexile : so she kissed one of your good pals ! maybe he made a pass on her and initiated it !
famousinsecureguy : i don't know anything anymore ! i am just not gonna take her call !
2 hours many beers later !!
famousinsecureguy : do you think maybe i should call her ? or at least reply to her sms ? maybe i shud really send her a 4 page long very rude sms ? what do you think ?
inexile : let me type it for you !
famousinsecureguy : yeah tell her how she broke my heart and how this was so bad and i will never trust her again and she is history and i really wanted to be with her but she did this bad thing and now i can't trust anything again and tell her i hope she has fun with that guy and all the other men she wants to be with ! and that i am not peaceful and this disturbs me a lot !
inexile typed : Back off bitch !!
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Fill in the blank : the bottom line of this post is that _________________ .
After we had asked each other the state of our ventures and the health of our families there was a silence you could see with your eyes full of red chillies sitting in Lebanon.
inexile : hmm, you look sad !
famousinsecureguy : just tired !
inexile : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
inexile : blah blah blah blah yada yada yada hmm yada aha blah !!
famousinsecureguy : she cheated on me !
inexile : hm ? (actual thots : woah no)
famousinsecureguy : the fakeangelrealslut cheated on me ! everyone liked her so much !
inexile :...
famousinsecureguy : i trusted a girl after many years ! and i thot this was it ! i can't believe she would be such a bitch ! I am gonna ignore her ! see she's calling me non stop now ! but this is it ! how can people do this ?
inexile : how long was she with you ?
famousinsecureguy : she wasn't really with me, but i wanted to be with her soon
inexile : if she wasn't with you how can she cheat on you ?
famousinsecureguy : coz she always used to go everywhere with me and we were acting like a couple and i held her hand and drove her everywhere and we had such nice dinners and she used to hug me so nicely and i could feel it in her eyes ! blah blah..
inexile : who did she fuck ?
famousinsecureguy : she did not ! she kissed someone else and exchanged numbers !
inexile : who ?
famousinsecureguy : the badrepsinger guy ! he called me and told me ! i am so thankful to him ! he told me they exchanged numbers too ! he saved me in time !
inexile : so she kissed one of your good pals ! maybe he made a pass on her and initiated it !
famousinsecureguy : i don't know anything anymore ! i am just not gonna take her call !
2 hours many beers later !!
famousinsecureguy : do you think maybe i should call her ? or at least reply to her sms ? maybe i shud really send her a 4 page long very rude sms ? what do you think ?
inexile : let me type it for you !
famousinsecureguy : yeah tell her how she broke my heart and how this was so bad and i will never trust her again and she is history and i really wanted to be with her but she did this bad thing and now i can't trust anything again and tell her i hope she has fun with that guy and all the other men she wants to be with ! and that i am not peaceful and this disturbs me a lot !
inexile typed : Back off bitch !!
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Fill in the blank : the bottom line of this post is that _________________ .
17 comments:
You men are seriously so weird.
"(i drank juice, thank you thank you)"
Big sisterly! Good on ya!
A whole lot of hours and a whole lot of beers later...they lived happily ever after.
oh jesus..is this famousinsecureguy for real? n men complain tat women r clingy, read too much into minor things and r whiny..damnit!
melody, i think all humans ought to be weird in some ways or the other..
jerry, do u want to see jerry maguire again ? :)
serendipity, yep this guy is for real... and i know ... men .. such bastards !!!
lol, lol.
1. famousinsecuredud should be more bothered about WHY she kissed another dude...y'know, there is a reason why we women over-analyse. maybe dudes should try it. perhaps he doesnt kiss well? :D
2. badrepsinger: is a friend? Who kissed the girl and then CALLED to tell? what a bitch and ekta kapoor thing to do... (ekta kapoor in common parlance = mom-in-law-hates-daughter-in-law=and-everyone-sleeps=with-everyone-soap-opera).
3. FUNNY post...
"back off bitch".....
and she says "i'll be back"
haha, naa i guess not!
why a blank comment on my latest post inexile?..no words of wisdom?
*d* he didn;t charm her enough , he was just a provider !
clit, that woman is constantly calling him , apparently they talked on the phone and cleared it out and the woman laid all the blame on badrepsinger !! but famouinsecureguy won't accept it...
jerry, maybe i should send you the scarface dvd :)
serendipity, sometimes i go into phase:thoughful after reading certain posts... urs was one !
hmm im hoping that's a good thing
"back off bitch"
"from which one honeybuns?" :)
from the insecure guy !
badrepsinger is doing her anyways !!
maybe i should watch it again without bothering you to send it :) you could watch Pulp Fiction instead...
oh both. badrepsinger sounds like a cuntu. she doesn't sound too bright either. where do you meet these people?
jerry, u like pulp fiction ? :P
hobo, i think it's destiny ... i think when people have too much money or are famous they go nuts !!
and chances are most of you know badrepsinger and think of him as a very nice guy :P
i really really like pulp fiction...
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