Monday, November 06, 2006

i can't help it, i am wiser when i am sick .... sniff sniff

On a constant basis i hear my guy friends talking about how they don't meet cool women anymore and how it's so tough to meet cool girls etc. and it' not just my friends, i hear a lot of men constantly talking about the same issue. What i always ask them is "are you even trying " ?

Usual answers :
I just can't seem to meet any cool women
I saw this amazing girl but she was with her boyfriend (maybe it was her cousin)
She 's way outta my league (bullshit ! )
By the time i had the courage to speak to her she was gone
She didn't seem interested (according to what ?)
She was with a large group of friends (so ? the more the merrier)
I gave her my number and she didn't call me (can ya believe this ?)
all the parties i go to have the same circle of friends

Ok i have a idea for such guys. Even if you go to work 6 days a week and are shit busy you still meet plenty of women. while you are at work, or go to the mall or the grocery shop or the video store. so don't gimme the shit that you don't meet new women.

Firstly figure out what kind of girl do you like. No you horny fuck, i ain't talking about big boobs and long hair. I am talking a little more than that. If you like bad assed tattooed heavy metal chicka, go to a iron maiden concert. If you like the sensitive new age chicka go take yoga classes. Until thou moveth thou's arse, you won't meet any new chicks !

Secondly, contrary to popular notion clubs/pubs aren't exactly the perfect places to meet women. Most women expect to be the victim of bad one liners at these places so their shields are already way up high. Unlesss you are casanova with the looks of george clooney chances are you will be blown out, unless your game is tight. Women will usually be more open at places that they don't expect to be hit at. Meet 'em there to know them better. Unless you want a one nighter with a drunk chick in which case smack yourself and read my previous to previous post.

thirdly, Learn to talk. Learn to hold a conversation. Learn to become charming, it's not tough. charming=nice+fun . Be nice to all, help old women cross roads, see the cute baby in the mall, throw a compliment to the mommy. It doesn't take much and you might brighten someone's day. Practise and you will internalise it and by the time you see that drop dead cuteness personified chick in the sci-fi section of your favorite bookstore, you will be ready to approach her and hold talk.

Fourthly, If you see a girl you like don't wait till eternity to talk to her. What's the worst ? she will Blow you off !! stop playing out all scenario's in your head and just walk upto her and say something cool. and NO, waiting by the loo, so that you could talk to her when she goes in doesn't work EVER. and please don't try lines !!

either you Will screw up and your ego will take a big hit. Or she will fall madly for you and you will have sex in her car right away (right !!). Or she will just say let's be friends !! as much as you think it sucks, being friends isn't bad. you will simply get more comfy around hot women which most men are not. don't be insecure or needy or clingy. Move on and go out meet some other girls. Right ?? yes ?

For instance, Say you talk to 5 women everyday. that's 35 for a week. Say outta those 35,15 actually respond to you. and out of those 15 maybe 6 give their phone no/email to you. Out of those 6 if you manage to befriend even 2. It isn't that bad is it ? Meeting the right woman/man is a rather complicated and hard working process. Don't wish for the lime if you can't do the time. It's not that fucking tough now is it ? And i almost forgot. Never under any circumstances take advice from a woman about a love interest or about how to get yourself a girlfriend....



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Geez inexile I am surprised. Happily so!

I'm happily surprised that the guy who is seemingly a (hopefully reforming) drunken, druggy, womanizing, foul-mouthed, GUY (and I say the last word in the most derogative way I can)... who would have thought you have so much sense???

:D

Very well put my friend. Hope your male friends who need to hear this, hear this.

SIM said...

wow inexile the love guru..all hail!
is this really u..r u sure u didn't smoke some bad pot or sumthing? nah im kidding!
nice work man..wise words :)

hedonistic hobo said...

aww you sweet little optimist. so what should girls do?

InExile said...

too all the people who got surprised :
sometimes i get so disgusted with people that i become wise, otherwise i am just looking for ways to amuse myself !!

hobo, girls should become lesbians :) only a woman knows how to love another woman

*d* thank you :D , i am a tad beter today :) and yes experience is indeed the best teacher... and the best content for a blog :P

Anonymous said...

Bad Boy Gets Sick: Docs Think Its Wise Bug
Cyberia: The blogger known at least by one person as The Serial Fucker has finally pulled the Big One . To those who know him, it is the reformation of The Bad...who steps down from his badness to dole out advice for his guy friends. HOWEVER, Other Concerned Parties think -- who are quick to state they do not really know or at all the Serial Fucker -- that in the garb of giving pro-woman advice to his man friends.... Serial Fucker has actually just shared the Perfect Formula for snagging Those Poor Girls.
"in places where she wont suspect to be hit on"
"compliment the mother"
"become a friend"
Hmm....investigations are on. somehow...doesnt sound like a Be Good To The Girls post...smell a rat :)

hedonistic hobo said...

so who did you want me to read?

InExile said...

clit, join the club of people who think along similar lines :)

hobo, eminescu, a romanian poet !

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't it be thou moveth thine arse...

Just wondering.