Thursday, November 23, 2006

born to be a wuss : part deux

so as y'all saw in the previous episode..there i am with the richboringguy and the superbitch and their friends. And i just called her a bitch ! and the nice boys and girls have gasped !

Inexile : dude she's a fucking bitch ... you have a girlfriend now.. and what you got is good ! why the fuck are you letting this bitch in again ?

richboringguy : STOP calling her a bitch !! we are just good friends hanging out ..

Inexile: Does your girlfriend know you are with her.. ?

richboringguy : yeah of course !

Inexile : ok let me call her.. check if she's ok with this..

richboringguy : ok ok wait .. no she doesn't know. i just wanted to meet the superbitch, for old time's sake .. check up on how she's doing !

inexile : in this noisy hip hop 'club' ? why can't you meet for coffee or lunch ?

richboringguy : ok dude enough with this already ! now just get along with everyone ok ?

inexile: no way man !! she a fucking bitch ! and she gonna eat you in !

richboringguy : fuck ! stop calling her a bitch

(superbitch is acting really upset now)

inexile : dude.. i am gonna walk out and wait for you outside , if you come with me cool .. or else i'll remember that you walked out on me for some pussy !!

Inexile walks out and smokes a cigarette. richboringguy doesn't show up for at least 6 minutes which i assume he needed to pacify the superbitch. richboringguy comes out !

inexile : cool let's go somewhere else and get a beer !

richboringguy : i am staying !

inexile : are you sure ?.. ok then ! piss off !

I didn't speak to him after that for a year. He had insulted me his friend for a bitch ! i couldn't believe it ! i really couldn't ! i would never walk out on a friend for a girl ! and it's not just coz of the fact that i get way too much pussy ! it's what real men do ! camaraderie ! you stand up for your buddy ! you be the wing man ! so anyways a year went by and it wasn't until his girlfriend's birthday that he got back in touch with me. Poor boy needed help organising the party. But wait the superbitch story doesnt end here !!

Superbitch has a hubby who travels 6 months a year for work. He's always out. she gets lonely. She needs someone to talk to. someone to dine with. Someone she can be comfy with and feel safe. So hence : richboringguy . richboringguy thinks that her hubby is wussy and isn't great so she wants richboringguy to fuck her. He isn't able to fathom yet that she's just milking him out. and not just this, he also made his girlfriend and superbitch meet. they three had lunch together and superbitch went on to criticize his girlfriend in every which way. richboringguy also started seeing all those faults in his girlfriend after then and has treated her like shit but that's another amusing story all together. He keeps mentioning all the time how he and the superbitch could have been so happy together, even in front of his girlfriend, someone who he wants to marry. The other day, earlier this year richboringguy wanted suggestions for a gift. To be honest i wasn't surprised at all by what he said next.

inexile : who is it for ? watsup ?

richboringguy : superbitch is coming back to my city.. i am taking her out to lunch and i wanna buy her a nice welcome back present ! what do you think of ear rings ?

need i say more ?

3 comments:

jairaj said...

Okay dude, wait a sec, I hope you're not leaking out the plot for Desperate Housewives Season 3! Cause i swear, an hour, with those adverts in between, can be tolerated. This story is good to be told. But you have to admit it, you really didn't have to wait for this bloody long to stop talking to superboringrich fucker, ya know what i mean man! You should've just called him a dick, and this really long name would have been clear...lol...cheers!

InExile said...

jerry, this guy is really really nice the problem is if he gets a little whiff of pussy he loses his path ! he lost my respect for sure tho ! :P

jairaj said...

hmm, okay, i understand...