so then...

packing,airport,packing,packing,unpacking,hotel towels,insomnia,cofee,pack of cigerettes a day,alchohol,pack,pack,travel,taxis,sunglasses on all the time WOAH

so after all this crazyness finally back to the city. now as much fun as i have i tend to ignore the basic necessities and the chores. like paying bills or renewing my lease. WHAT THA .. so yeah i get back and i have no house. now more money means more shopping which in my case is lots and lots of gear. so yeah not only am i homeless i have to move and shift all that fucking gear. ok no problem, something will happen. i proceed to go and drink more with my friends.

beer solves all the problems. so after drinking out countless times i managed to stuff my stuff in 6 diffrent friends houses till i get my own place. now where do i park my arse ? ok then. bigtits tells me i can stay with her. she's a ok girl to hang with and well i need a place. her place is sexed out, very good location. i am in.

i should have realised it was gonna be trouble the first morning when i woke up with her arms around me. now she might be attractive to most men and has hugungous tits but i don't fancy her. never have never will. so anyhow, i ignore it and move along with my life. next day she sleeps in the same bed with me. well no sex no touching, it;s cool. Day 3 and she wants to hold my hand and sleep and wakes me up with huge hugs. i want to kill myself. but i am a peaceful zen like tolerating person. i move along with a smile.

anyhow, razorlonglegs is in town as usual she calls me. and obviously we want to start drinking right away. she drinks like a pig is funny as hell, takes everyone's arse like a hobby and we get along like pamela's pussy with a rocker dick. so anyhow i have bags to drop off home so razorlonglegs and me go to bigtits place drop the bags and move on. we were there probably about 1 minute. i get a text from bigits accusing me of being bitchy, then accusing me of cheating on her (WOW). then accusing me of sniggering (WTF). anyhow i dont care, and proceed to drink myself senseless coz i am gonna have to go back and face bigtits. 

As i expected she's like the 3rd extra on the sets of all my children. Doing her dramatic dialog delivery no good by stuttering and fake tears and what not. Proves my theory that women want drama, if you won;t give it to em, you are screwed coz they'll take it at your expense. So after a lot of drama it's fucking 4 am i proceed to explain to her my philosophy of life. tell her about my girls, my non belief in things like romance, and my pro bi-girls stance. so here she is expecting hugging cuddling after what in her head is a "big emo fight" and all she gets to hear is "i want two girlfriends, who love me as much as they love each other". not good. well i thought i drove the point across, and went to sleep. Her new mission : to convert me back to prince charming. i tell this story to all my friends while drinking. it takes the waiter 10 minutes to clean the beer spills.

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Being homeless is not fun ! so many things are happening its super fast. Mostly good things. One thing i really like about my life is that last year at the same time i would've never imagine such things would be goin on in my life and i'd be sorrounded by such awesome people...

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one thing that bugs me is the smoking ban ! not cause i am a smoke but how can you take such a basic right away ... i think it;s fucking ridicoulous ! partial ban in sensitive places i understand but everywhere its fucking stupid !!  

so Fuck You !