why men shag and women become whores...

The other day on a beautifully sunny morning i found myself in the bedroom of a rather free willed outspoken charming young lady. No , nobody was naked or in a 'compromising' position. the lady at whose residence i happened to have breakfast at had requested me to help her style her hair. Now for the uninitiated i am as good with a blow-dryer/hair-care as George w bush is at making war related decisions. But nonetheless being the open minded open to all sorts of new adventure person that i am i agreed to help her. so the setting is this pretty woman with curls in front of a mirror with me weilding the blow-dryer while she styles her hair. since i haven't had my brain so dumbed down for a really long time i had time to ponder over things. and what else could i think of but women.

now while talking to this lady i expressed my view that women spend a lot of time in front of the mirror. Now since they use so many products and gadgets etc. it means that all this make-up-ing involves money. and for women who have boyfriends/husbands it means that the boyfriends/husbands end up footing a large/substantial/complete bill for such beauty-fying needs. now since this process of beautifying takes time/money it directly affects men.because since women spend a long time beautifying themselves , men have less time with them in which they can have sex. So since the "having sex time" is lessened , men shag. so men masturbating isn't coz we love masturbation so much but in most of the cases it is because women spend all the fucking time beautifying themselves. In the defense of women the only thing i can think of is that maybe some men suck so bad in bed that these women use beautification as a tool to avoid having sex.And as far as the beautifying is concerned, maybe they are doing it for the lover they fuck on the side without you the boyfriend/husband knowing about it.

Now there are some men, who in spite of the money/time their wives/girls spend on beautification are left with shit loads of money still. so they have the money and some time but no action as their wives/girls are busy beautifying. so what do these men do ? they go and buy sex. yes the men you see at whore-houses, cheap hotels, strip clubs, getting a roadside blow-job . these are all poor unfortunate men who are victims of the womanly obsession with looking pretty. in fact i'll go to the extent of saying that one woman's obsession with beautifying herself is another's venture into prostitution. It's simple xxx woman spends all her time beautifying herself and hubby dear goes and pays for sex. where there's demand there will be supply.

so the bottom line ladies, is that spending so much time in front of the mirror and wasting so much money is not just harmful to your husband/boyfriend's pockets and your face. but it's also harmful to the male pee pee and many many innocent girls who are forced into prostitution. If you are a self respecting woman then ask yourself "Do i really want to wreck such miseries on fellow women and penises all over the world ? " . Yes, you can make the change. Stop spending so much time in front of the mirror and do your good deed for the day.

Needless to say, the woman in question thought that this was a ridiculous thing to say and continued styling her hair shamelessly. I was left sitting wondering if her rich boyfriend was out buying sex while she was sitting beautifying herself, for her secret lover maybe ? [wink]