i need a 12 pack of condoms please !!
i hate girls who play their little games. who want boys to call them to show their friends that they have a tamed boyfriend. These girls want you to take them places, never make them pay once and put up with their bullshit. And why do they do it ? because they can. Chinese girl is once such girl. She is nice and very sweet after a beer and once she's on a kissing spree. But talking to her normally on the phone. she's quite a bitch. For the last few days she has been making plans to get her brains fucked out by me but she cancels everything at the last moment. instead she would call me and complain about how i don't call her enough and hint at the fact that i should gift her something. It quite pissed me off when she said I'll 'think' about meeting you. Yeah kiss my ass bitch !! what she doesn't know is that i ain't a guy who will stand around and be played around with. 5 minutes after i banged the phone on her i was on the phone again.
she : hello
inexile : hey yummylips how are you ?
she : who is this ?
inexile : in your wildest dreams you can't guess ?
she : Listen, i am in a meeting right now, can you just tell me ?
inexile : of course not, you have three guesses
she : who are you ? listen i am busy right now
inexile : i say the day a woman stops recognising your voice...
she (interrupts) : InEXILEEEEEEEE !!
inexile : bingo !!
she : oh god ! it has been years !
inexile : i was in your city, thought i'd tinkle you !
she : omg, so glad you did !! when are we meeting ?
inexile : You sure you want to ? (teasingly)
she : my place tomorrow. i have some good hash on me !
inexile : ha ha aight ! get some nice vodka and cook something !!
she : aight baby ! you just made my day !
This is yummylipsgirl. Somebody who i slept with a few years ago. she's cool, she loves rock n' roll and she has a cool place. Chinese girl has been NEXT-ed !! move over !! what happens tonight i wonder......
she : hello
inexile : hey yummylips how are you ?
she : who is this ?
inexile : in your wildest dreams you can't guess ?
she : Listen, i am in a meeting right now, can you just tell me ?
inexile : of course not, you have three guesses
she : who are you ? listen i am busy right now
inexile : i say the day a woman stops recognising your voice...
she (interrupts) : InEXILEEEEEEEE !!
inexile : bingo !!
she : oh god ! it has been years !
inexile : i was in your city, thought i'd tinkle you !
she : omg, so glad you did !! when are we meeting ?
inexile : You sure you want to ? (teasingly)
she : my place tomorrow. i have some good hash on me !
inexile : ha ha aight ! get some nice vodka and cook something !!
she : aight baby ! you just made my day !
This is yummylipsgirl. Somebody who i slept with a few years ago. she's cool, she loves rock n' roll and she has a cool place. Chinese girl has been NEXT-ed !! move over !! what happens tonight i wonder......
5 comments:
womanwhoagrees with inexile says:
yes u're so right, women often tend to do such annoying things at inane moments..but then have u never wondered wats the reason behind it..maybe chinese girl just likes to yank ur chain once in a while.
and how come u've picked up the peculiar feminine trait of nitpicking...no one's perfect, so stop looking for faults.
i come in peace though, nothing personal..cheers!
Welcome to the blog !! :)
and yes i have wondered and am raher used to such tricks !
oh ok maybe you're justified in writing about the chinese girl the ay you do coz which self-respecing woman would hint at getting a gift and all yuck. why are you with these women bebe? stop demeaning yourself, chill out, these worthless two-bit shags aint worth the trouble buddy. it's like day after day you wake up on the right side of the bed, just staring at the wrong face.
everyone tells me this hobo !! :)
i still haven;t quite figured out !
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