why won't you fuck me in the ass ? said she

So thanks to the rains i am stuck inside and i am fucking hungry. i had almost forgotten about this blog which i had so promisingly dreamt of updating regularly. If it's 2030 i'd fucking love to read all this shite wouldn;t i ! tho i wonder what kinda browser i'd be using then ?

My fingers are still sour from last night's gig. but fuck put 8 guys with obscene imagination and cupious amounts of intoxicants together and there's a laugh blast. All i recall is somebody talking about new genre's of porn that could be devised. Names included Nail porn and Stomach Porn. and yeah Mask of Zorro porn. fuck. can you fucking believe i played Reggage Last night. ok anyhow.

so FutureMilf broke up with me a while back after a good run of liek 2 months i guess. Now her reason was that she didn;t wanna fall in love with me. Fair enough. But this time for the first time ever. someone broke up with me on sms. wtf. so she sends these 3 long sms. Well the girl has put effort into typing such long words, and i appreciate that. so i send her reply saying "it's ok i understand". Case closed. 

I am fond of spending time with her, hell she even did my groceries and i absolutely madly love her gorgeous hair. but well if the chick says goodbye then i ain't the one to force my way in. too many waves in the ocean.

 

But being a woman and as we know how women are wired. It drives her nuts that i didn't beg her to stay or bitch or call her names. how dare "i understand". So she has been calling me non stop. which is kind of unnecessary as i have no time to talk to her and the last thing i certainly want is drama. So let it cool down. but i love the way chicks think. who needs fucking TV ?

so anyhow kind as the gods are to me i run into patsy a few days after futuremilf dumped me. Patsy sings like heaven, has the body of a vegas gogo girl and on top is an artist. Now if only she'd shut her trap. But well well, she is a new person all together. Talks more sense than most women i meet. Allright !! 

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i also became super-pally with fuckedupcuteness who is the bff of exsoulmate. Surprising ain;t it. and i also get calls from the formerly sucking in bed afghan-hash-farmer. she claims she doesn;t smoke like a arab anymore and is clean like shite. she sends me her pics and woah the girl grew some tits and really i mean really shaped that body. fuck me running.  So anyhow she visits me in 2 weeks. 

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Kitana and me also said goodbye peacefully. I think she understands. You can be superclose to one person for many years and suddenly drift apart. It's perfectly normal. something i refused to accept. Well we had a talk and it was all cleared. i can;t be half assed in such things. Although i have spend months building that grey area between black and white. with somethings i still prefer monochrome. relationships of this nature are one. in such intense emotionally touching things i have to be 100 or zero and zero i am now. If it was just another girlfriend i wouldn;t have thought twice. As sad as it is maybe i'll get a song out of it.

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i feel so out of the groove. i don't know what the fuck to write !! i need to scribble more. ! so i am sitting at this label and an editor friend shows me a preview of the news sex and the city crap film and what's with all the stupid fuck ups in it ? in so many of those shots you can see the boom mic in the frame ! wtf ! spend some money edit them out ! 

In fact this movie is gonna be the new filter for dating women now. If they answer 'yes' to "have you seen the sex and the city crap film ?" you know instantly they are dispensable. And that my friend is a 10,000 watt loudly thrashed judgmental statement. Yawn 

i am bored and i am hungry. I am gettin the fuck outta here.

p.s. spellcheck is so 1997