inexile in the sky with musings..
The habit of writing on airplanes just doesn’t go away. Do you have a favorite type of airplane music ? Led Zepplin is going to California in my ears. Did you know they wrote this song about joni mitchell. Speaking of who I don’t know how you can’t love joni mitchell. She made songs in over 50 open tunings throughout her career. Most “guitar gods” Spend their entire lives playing faster and faster while this little woman innovated and created. None except the male shoe-venists were surprised when she was named as one of the best guitar players of all times. Led zepplin have their found the girl with the flower in the hair as ornella sings “amore fai presto io non resisto”. Why do airhostesses try their best to imitate stone faced models ? This airhostess is so nervous and I am tempted to add to her misery but a bad case of fucked up throat deny’s the plausibility.
It’s been shit busy of late. Hell, I haven’t even thought up any new theories in so long. It’s been a potent cocktail of socialising, shopping and reading psychology books. I have a habit of giving surprises to people around me and those who know me, but the latest one has stumped everyone. I don;t even know what the one’s I am going to be meeting in a few hours are going to be thinking. But it’s a good surprise. No one has said mean or bad things yet. Not that I care. Now do we really mean it when we say I don’t give a shit ? Now my levels of I don’t care are easily demarcated by my sub conscious choice of words. When I reallyyy don’t care I use “rat’s ass don’t give I”, when it’s not even worth a thought my choice is “I don’t care” and when I want to say I don;t care and don’t bring it up or I will smack you I say “ I don;t give a flying fuck”. Anything else probably means I want to navigate further before deciding.
I have realised that all it takes to change a annoying, harmful, ridiculous behaviour style is to use pattern interrupts. I have been experimenting with this for a 2 weeks. We all have patterns. Not always exact replica’s but mildly varying shades of the same color.Now all one has to do is to interrupt this pattern as soon as it fires. Now I don;t know how this theory came into my had. Most of them come in usually when I am stuck in a similar situation. Like I successfully implemented it to control my anger. I just wish people would stop saying “are you pissed” “ You are so pissed” . Well If I am pissed you will see it all over my face. Duh. Many many years ago I read this george clooney interview where he talks about how he’s becoming a better man every day little by little. And that made a lot of sense to me and I thought that I should do this. And I tried and I tried. But at a level of unconscious incompetence it didn;t yield much. But off late say last 2 months or so I have consciously noticed this process auto functioning deep beneath the realms of my mind. Well they say it takes ten years to Master anything and well probably I am on my way. Now maybe I could get 20 of these processes running to exponentiate the shizzle. Well also that clooney was late 30’s when he did the whole “better man a day scheme” so now I feel better about my being suddenly.
Lately when I hang out with guys and some girl passes by or crosses our path I ask the guy ‘would you do her ?” now it’s amazing how the responses are like asking a kindergarten kid “do you want free candy ?”. Now there’s a pattern more so. If the chick is glossy magazine cover model hot then the man will take 3 seconds before answering. 1 second t o register her existence, another to picture her naked and the third to realise she;s way outta his league. If she’s regular everyday girl hotness the same thing happens. Now surprisingly the same happens with not so hot girls. You know the not typical hot but from some angles she looks attractive. Again the three second rule applies however the second and third change. During the second moment the man is busy glamorising her. Maybe he’s dressing her up in a nurse’s outfit or as a school girl or as a cop. And in the third moment he’s going to try and get her attention or hit on her. She;s not so hot so he stands a better chance. I never understand this fuckin philosophy but well. Now Men are after looks of course. It plays a big godzilla penis size part in the decision (as if). But since we are men we are smarter we leave no option unfathomed. When asked if he would do an not hot at all ugly girl I find a lot of men saying “yeah maybe after 5 beers”. Fuck it makes me laugh so hard I can;t tell you. Now I did a similar thing for women. I am a guy who’s bored after 10 seconds of nothing happening around me. I need to invent these things trust me.
Now most women when asked if you’d do this guy don;t say “NO” like most guys expect them to. Ok now if you are a guy and if you are a chutia then write it on the board 1000 times. “women love sex” Get it ! They are not angels don;t fucking bathe them in milk. They are humans just like you and me, dont make their lives miserable and boring by putting them on a pedestal . It;s amazing how many guys who are smitten by that one particular girl say “she’s not that type of girl” Stop trying to fit her to your model of the world. Stop trying to fix her. But anyways most women before saying that they will do him will often try to imagine how he is as a person what he would say what he would do and how it would be like. Now the variation is staggering. But still when I club it in cubes some of the things are common throughout. Of course I am not gonna share my secret knowledge here (insert loud devilish laughter here). Maybe I’ll write a ebook and sell it for $29.99 each. (insert devilish laughter with the intro of Pink Floyd’s “money”). I swear I love the way women think and they act. It must be beautiful in a logic free world. Something just came to my head. What’s the best example that women are fucking confused and don;t know shit about what they want ? Let’s see. 99% women say they want a guy with sense of humor and how it’s one of the most important things ever. But then shouldn’t they be lusting after comedians rather than fucking so many humorless rock stars. I find it adorable even demolishingly cute how women act. That;s why I like being friends with them. A lot of people of course still have problem accepting that a man and a woman can be just friends. But yeah the problem arises when they get attracted to you and you wanna be just friends. Anyways I am sleepless, hungry and thirsty and my Plane is about to land. Hopefully the landing gear will function the Pilot will know his shit and I will stay alive to post this to the blog. Hasta la vista Babies !
It’s been shit busy of late. Hell, I haven’t even thought up any new theories in so long. It’s been a potent cocktail of socialising, shopping and reading psychology books. I have a habit of giving surprises to people around me and those who know me, but the latest one has stumped everyone. I don;t even know what the one’s I am going to be meeting in a few hours are going to be thinking. But it’s a good surprise. No one has said mean or bad things yet. Not that I care. Now do we really mean it when we say I don’t give a shit ? Now my levels of I don’t care are easily demarcated by my sub conscious choice of words. When I reallyyy don’t care I use “rat’s ass don’t give I”, when it’s not even worth a thought my choice is “I don’t care” and when I want to say I don;t care and don’t bring it up or I will smack you I say “ I don;t give a flying fuck”. Anything else probably means I want to navigate further before deciding.
I have realised that all it takes to change a annoying, harmful, ridiculous behaviour style is to use pattern interrupts. I have been experimenting with this for a 2 weeks. We all have patterns. Not always exact replica’s but mildly varying shades of the same color.Now all one has to do is to interrupt this pattern as soon as it fires. Now I don;t know how this theory came into my had. Most of them come in usually when I am stuck in a similar situation. Like I successfully implemented it to control my anger. I just wish people would stop saying “are you pissed” “ You are so pissed” . Well If I am pissed you will see it all over my face. Duh. Many many years ago I read this george clooney interview where he talks about how he’s becoming a better man every day little by little. And that made a lot of sense to me and I thought that I should do this. And I tried and I tried. But at a level of unconscious incompetence it didn;t yield much. But off late say last 2 months or so I have consciously noticed this process auto functioning deep beneath the realms of my mind. Well they say it takes ten years to Master anything and well probably I am on my way. Now maybe I could get 20 of these processes running to exponentiate the shizzle. Well also that clooney was late 30’s when he did the whole “better man a day scheme” so now I feel better about my being suddenly.
Lately when I hang out with guys and some girl passes by or crosses our path I ask the guy ‘would you do her ?” now it’s amazing how the responses are like asking a kindergarten kid “do you want free candy ?”. Now there’s a pattern more so. If the chick is glossy magazine cover model hot then the man will take 3 seconds before answering. 1 second t o register her existence, another to picture her naked and the third to realise she;s way outta his league. If she’s regular everyday girl hotness the same thing happens. Now surprisingly the same happens with not so hot girls. You know the not typical hot but from some angles she looks attractive. Again the three second rule applies however the second and third change. During the second moment the man is busy glamorising her. Maybe he’s dressing her up in a nurse’s outfit or as a school girl or as a cop. And in the third moment he’s going to try and get her attention or hit on her. She;s not so hot so he stands a better chance. I never understand this fuckin philosophy but well. Now Men are after looks of course. It plays a big godzilla penis size part in the decision (as if). But since we are men we are smarter we leave no option unfathomed. When asked if he would do an not hot at all ugly girl I find a lot of men saying “yeah maybe after 5 beers”. Fuck it makes me laugh so hard I can;t tell you. Now I did a similar thing for women. I am a guy who’s bored after 10 seconds of nothing happening around me. I need to invent these things trust me.
Now most women when asked if you’d do this guy don;t say “NO” like most guys expect them to. Ok now if you are a guy and if you are a chutia then write it on the board 1000 times. “women love sex” Get it ! They are not angels don;t fucking bathe them in milk. They are humans just like you and me, dont make their lives miserable and boring by putting them on a pedestal . It;s amazing how many guys who are smitten by that one particular girl say “she’s not that type of girl” Stop trying to fit her to your model of the world. Stop trying to fix her. But anyways most women before saying that they will do him will often try to imagine how he is as a person what he would say what he would do and how it would be like. Now the variation is staggering. But still when I club it in cubes some of the things are common throughout. Of course I am not gonna share my secret knowledge here (insert loud devilish laughter here). Maybe I’ll write a ebook and sell it for $29.99 each. (insert devilish laughter with the intro of Pink Floyd’s “money”). I swear I love the way women think and they act. It must be beautiful in a logic free world. Something just came to my head. What’s the best example that women are fucking confused and don;t know shit about what they want ? Let’s see. 99% women say they want a guy with sense of humor and how it’s one of the most important things ever. But then shouldn’t they be lusting after comedians rather than fucking so many humorless rock stars. I find it adorable even demolishingly cute how women act. That;s why I like being friends with them. A lot of people of course still have problem accepting that a man and a woman can be just friends. But yeah the problem arises when they get attracted to you and you wanna be just friends. Anyways I am sleepless, hungry and thirsty and my Plane is about to land. Hopefully the landing gear will function the Pilot will know his shit and I will stay alive to post this to the blog. Hasta la vista Babies !
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