waiting for the punchline...
I have spent the last 5 days partying. I don't mean we go to one pub/club and had 3 beers each partying. I am talking we went to 20 clubs/pubs in 5 days and drank as if each drink was going to increase our country's GDP. Well that's the beauty of my city, it gives you plenty of avenues to indulge. i swear i must've smoked 5-6 packets of benson and hedges in the last 5 days. Extremist. Its either 0 or 100. Hence i drank everything.
There are people who come to enjoy a drink and there are people who come to socialise and be seen. I can't stand the latter ones. there was one such creature in out group. Lord knows i could've drowned her in the sea or flushed her down the toilet. she insisted on flirting with every man she ran into and thrusted generous amounts of cleavage in her best friend's boy friend's face. i can't stand fake people with fake laughter's. My friends say i should adjust and accommodate but well NO. If i don't like you i don't. I can't fake it, you will see it all over my face.
Well if this wasn't enough my friend's girlfriend ended up talking all night about how amazing my friend was in bed and what an amazing erection he gets. now if only you would read some of the old stories in this blog to figure out what a loser he is. At one point i couldn't stop a laughter from escaping and got rude stares from them. Whatever the fuck happened to the art of two way conversation. And while i am at it i feel people don't appreciate humor anymore. I mean just because you make fun of a religion or a public figure doesn't mean that these things will come true or that we really mean them. Jesus why can't people take humor lightly ??? go watch south park will y'all.
btw humorous moment
richloserguy : (sloshed) i am going to order a beer and a vodka and i am going to drink the vodka right after i finish the beer. Rock n roll, i am the rock n roll. livin on the edge.. Yeahhhhh !!
inexile :(bored shitless) oh wow, how Jim Morrison of you.
i had enough of it now. No more alcohol or smoking. To celebrate my no smoking rule i bought a pack of my favorite cigarettes. Now every time i feel like smoking, i take a cigarette break it into half and flush it down the pot. It's time for life changes part 2. I am also back on a vegetables and fruits diet. no more crap. Similarly while i am at it, i intend to cut any connections with all my friends and doubters. If you wanna be my friend you have to give your 100 %. If you want to doubt me as a liar, bastard or any other "names" then you can fuck off. I will still be a bastard though but i know what i give back in any relationship. If i don't get your 100 % back. sorry bosss no can do. It's as simple as that. And you all do realise i am risking potential extreme loneliness by cutting myself from everyone. My way or the highway.
It's a beautiful Monday morning and i am ready to sing some songs. Anyone has any ideas for any off beat non lovey-dovey songs ? i have hit a writer's block.
There are people who come to enjoy a drink and there are people who come to socialise and be seen. I can't stand the latter ones. there was one such creature in out group. Lord knows i could've drowned her in the sea or flushed her down the toilet. she insisted on flirting with every man she ran into and thrusted generous amounts of cleavage in her best friend's boy friend's face. i can't stand fake people with fake laughter's. My friends say i should adjust and accommodate but well NO. If i don't like you i don't. I can't fake it, you will see it all over my face.
Well if this wasn't enough my friend's girlfriend ended up talking all night about how amazing my friend was in bed and what an amazing erection he gets. now if only you would read some of the old stories in this blog to figure out what a loser he is. At one point i couldn't stop a laughter from escaping and got rude stares from them. Whatever the fuck happened to the art of two way conversation. And while i am at it i feel people don't appreciate humor anymore. I mean just because you make fun of a religion or a public figure doesn't mean that these things will come true or that we really mean them. Jesus why can't people take humor lightly ??? go watch south park will y'all.
btw humorous moment
richloserguy : (sloshed) i am going to order a beer and a vodka and i am going to drink the vodka right after i finish the beer. Rock n roll, i am the rock n roll. livin on the edge.. Yeahhhhh !!
inexile :(bored shitless) oh wow, how Jim Morrison of you.
i had enough of it now. No more alcohol or smoking. To celebrate my no smoking rule i bought a pack of my favorite cigarettes. Now every time i feel like smoking, i take a cigarette break it into half and flush it down the pot. It's time for life changes part 2. I am also back on a vegetables and fruits diet. no more crap. Similarly while i am at it, i intend to cut any connections with all my friends and doubters. If you wanna be my friend you have to give your 100 %. If you want to doubt me as a liar, bastard or any other "names" then you can fuck off. I will still be a bastard though but i know what i give back in any relationship. If i don't get your 100 % back. sorry bosss no can do. It's as simple as that. And you all do realise i am risking potential extreme loneliness by cutting myself from everyone. My way or the highway.
It's a beautiful Monday morning and i am ready to sing some songs. Anyone has any ideas for any off beat non lovey-dovey songs ? i have hit a writer's block.
8 comments:
I have discovered it on many process of drunken-drinking,that saying rock 'n' roll aloud sounds stupid.
depends on how u say it ;)
My poor baby. Why do I say that so often these days? hmmm...
Tc my dear!
PS: You had better not get any smart ideas about cutting me out of your life. Humph.
Ah hallelujah! exile is back to the escapades we love to read about. So soaked in alcohol and quitting smokes is it? Hmm I've also tried that once, lasted for a grand total of 7 days. Commendable me thinks.
But you are right about cutting out toxic people from your life...they bring nothing but negativity. More power to ya hon'
The only thing close to a love song I can think is Angie. But naa wouldn't work...
Of all the fuckin gin joints....
melody, aren't you a darling :)
serendipity, long time no hear, well a man gotta do what a man gotta do !!
jerry, angie woo hoo ... for a guy who can't sing jagger ha sdone really well eh !
clit, Muah !!
peter hammill & robert fripp - chicago
Post a Comment