still on the same trip : Inexile's dirty guide for seducing hot/gorgeous women !
Around hot women we men act weird. The blood rushes through our body, sweat flows, heartbeat reaches 240 BPM we can't think of anything to say and BAM , not to forget the constant feeling that she thinks of me as a fool and is going to make jokes about me to all her friends and oh my god they will think i am a loser and my face will be on the cover of time magazine as the loser of the year. Yes i personally know guys who run all these scenarios in their heads. Well most of us do, some are worse. Hot women can do men a lot of damage, if handled incorrectly.
First things first, All women are the same. Hot or not hot. All of them have a lot of things in common. though a hot smokin lady can make us go booozangoo, deep down inside she's just a regular girl. Like other women she also wants a guy who can bring something real out of her who can make her feel and see new things yada yada yada... For the record every time i mention the word woman/women in this article ,think gorgeous/hot/Anne Hathaway !
For someone who gets a lot of attention/interest , ironically a gorgeous woman is starved for genuine interest. People overlook her behaviour simply coz of her looks. guys treat her better, she gets to cut the line , men buy her drinks/gifts and suck up to her constantly. And since she isn't getting that guy who she desires, the one that will see the true her, she simply chooses to accept these handouts along the way. She is rewarded for acting bitchy/superficial. Period.
Secondly, Talking to a woman isn't supposed to be work !! For some strange reason we men assume that we must be uber interesting or fascinating to talk to a hot woman ! NOT TRUE ! If you think this then you have fallen into the hole she dug for you consciously/sub-consciously ! If you TRY to be an amazing guy then it simply shows your lack of self confidence. It won't take her a minute to figure out that you are trying to prove your coolness to her. Talk about regular things, confront her and get her to act like a real person rather than hide behind her superficial veil. If she can't then you don't need her (unless you want arm-candy in which case you don't need to read this post).
Repeat after me " A hot smoking gorgeous woman will not be attracted to me if i try to win her approval". Period. [no you don't say period]
some rules :
] Act sweet and Tough at the same time. show interest but destroy any bad behaviour that she demonstrates. Have higher expectations of women you want to show interest in. Just coz shes gorgeous doesn't mean she can act bratty.
] Always tease Her. If she asks you a question and you think she doesn't care, then tell her with a smile that "You don't care about that, you are just trying to make conversation". she's used to men being carpets, the sheer fact that you have the balls to tease/counter question will set you apart.
] A hot woman always chooses to find things interesting. they are quite a pain that ways. Usually if you have a nice face and a 6 pack she will find almost everything you say interesting (to a point). Don't be interesting/entertaining all the time, expect her to put in an effort. ALWAYS expect a woman to meet you halfway, never go all the way by yourself but at the same time remember it's not a tug of war match.
] There's a HUGE difference between sarcasm and Flirting. Sarcasm is negative. But a mean thing said with a smile can be flirting.
she : i am a model, i host a travel show and i posed for the Pirelli calendar and you can see me in the new calvin klien ad and the upcoming usher video !!
you : (pat her shoulder sympathetically) Aww you poor poor baby !!
she : giggle giggle
] If the situation warrants (without becoming weird) Make faces, stick out your tongue,Laugh at her When she can't stop that little burp from passing through. No one does it to her. every other man will be too busy putting across their 'best' image forward. She will love you for taking such 'chances' with her. And always have fun. Never be upset coz of anything.
] If you manage to take her phone number, then instead of rushing straight to your buddies and hi-fiving, give her a call right there and then so she can save your number. hot women mostly don't pick up calls that come from unidentified phone numbers. After 2 days when you call her and get her answering machine then leave a message but Never tell her to call you back. Most hot women would never. and if she picks up then never explain who you are and where she met you. Be confident that she remembers you.
I truly hope this makes sense for someone ! Go get out , the beautiful women are waiting for you.
First things first, All women are the same. Hot or not hot. All of them have a lot of things in common. though a hot smokin lady can make us go booozangoo, deep down inside she's just a regular girl. Like other women she also wants a guy who can bring something real out of her who can make her feel and see new things yada yada yada... For the record every time i mention the word woman/women in this article ,think gorgeous/hot/Anne Hathaway !
For someone who gets a lot of attention/interest , ironically a gorgeous woman is starved for genuine interest. People overlook her behaviour simply coz of her looks. guys treat her better, she gets to cut the line , men buy her drinks/gifts and suck up to her constantly. And since she isn't getting that guy who she desires, the one that will see the true her, she simply chooses to accept these handouts along the way. She is rewarded for acting bitchy/superficial. Period.
Secondly, Talking to a woman isn't supposed to be work !! For some strange reason we men assume that we must be uber interesting or fascinating to talk to a hot woman ! NOT TRUE ! If you think this then you have fallen into the hole she dug for you consciously/sub-consciously ! If you TRY to be an amazing guy then it simply shows your lack of self confidence. It won't take her a minute to figure out that you are trying to prove your coolness to her. Talk about regular things, confront her and get her to act like a real person rather than hide behind her superficial veil. If she can't then you don't need her (unless you want arm-candy in which case you don't need to read this post).
Repeat after me " A hot smoking gorgeous woman will not be attracted to me if i try to win her approval". Period. [no you don't say period]
some rules :
] Act sweet and Tough at the same time. show interest but destroy any bad behaviour that she demonstrates. Have higher expectations of women you want to show interest in. Just coz shes gorgeous doesn't mean she can act bratty.
] Always tease Her. If she asks you a question and you think she doesn't care, then tell her with a smile that "You don't care about that, you are just trying to make conversation". she's used to men being carpets, the sheer fact that you have the balls to tease/counter question will set you apart.
] A hot woman always chooses to find things interesting. they are quite a pain that ways. Usually if you have a nice face and a 6 pack she will find almost everything you say interesting (to a point). Don't be interesting/entertaining all the time, expect her to put in an effort. ALWAYS expect a woman to meet you halfway, never go all the way by yourself but at the same time remember it's not a tug of war match.
] There's a HUGE difference between sarcasm and Flirting. Sarcasm is negative. But a mean thing said with a smile can be flirting.
she : i am a model, i host a travel show and i posed for the Pirelli calendar and you can see me in the new calvin klien ad and the upcoming usher video !!
you : (pat her shoulder sympathetically) Aww you poor poor baby !!
she : giggle giggle
] If the situation warrants (without becoming weird) Make faces, stick out your tongue,Laugh at her When she can't stop that little burp from passing through. No one does it to her. every other man will be too busy putting across their 'best' image forward. She will love you for taking such 'chances' with her. And always have fun. Never be upset coz of anything.
] If you manage to take her phone number, then instead of rushing straight to your buddies and hi-fiving, give her a call right there and then so she can save your number. hot women mostly don't pick up calls that come from unidentified phone numbers. After 2 days when you call her and get her answering machine then leave a message but Never tell her to call you back. Most hot women would never. and if she picks up then never explain who you are and where she met you. Be confident that she remembers you.
I truly hope this makes sense for someone ! Go get out , the beautiful women are waiting for you.
9 comments:
heh! nice! and true!
if she has a tattoo, and is proud of it, ask her if its a real one or just a washable sketch. its always a shock. 9 times out of 10, she will ask you to check for yourself. move your fingers over it (dont scratch!). that way you get that physical touch thing right at the start of the evening. and later when drunk, its always a good thing to ask her if you can re-check. ALWAYS WORKS.
Wow, this is like a full-fledged tutorial you guys are giving each other!
aha! you can add this to your repertoire' when you shit test some player's weak game.
Amit, i always steer clear of drunk chicks, but well we all have our style !:)
ruchika, camaraderie..good thing about being a guy ;)
Amit, diffrence between a player and a seducer... player is a dirty word for a dirty (and not in a good way) man ! :)
is seducer still in the urban dictionary?
Amit, "urband dictionary" to me is like "fashion trends"... rat's ass don't give i !! ;)
dude, we're human. stop sendingb out tutorials in to the world on how humans should talk to other humans!!!!
:)
liked the post though. sigh.... no one ever lets me cut lines. though men are so much nicer when there's cleavage on display. so yeah, when work needs to get done promptly, cleavage is on display. and don't generalise da. if a guy dare talketh to me he better have some wit and charm about him. and the abaility to deftly handle verbal abrasions. haha!
"if she has a tattoo, ask her if its a real one"
OH GOD. So many times this has been tried here...AND, it has NEVER worked. The cheekier men though, they run the finger up and down WHILe asking, the girl usually doesnt say anything out of shock. :P
hehe... was actually right back there (in the last post) when I said you were feeling generous & sharing "wisdom"!!!
Remember that while these are tips to the men, they're also secrets revealed to us women :D
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