Sunday, September 17, 2006

earlier that day

the vibrant knocking on the door woke me up.Have you ever been woken up by a pms'ingly obnoxious pretty woman reddening her knuckles using the damn wooden door ? In the morning it takes me 9 and a half minutes just to open my eyes. 5 minutes to cover my naked body with my purple chiffon bathrobe and 3 and a quarter to walk to the door. 17 and three/fourths is a time enough to drive a pms'ingly obnoxious pretty woman through her various moods.

"yawn" half surprise half speechless look
"hey"
"my aunt died"
"what ?"
"my aunt died"
--silence--
"say something ?" she said doing her best impression of damsel in distress
"umm mm !?!"
she is still giving me that big eyed throw some love my way look. i am reminded of the deer in headlights. what do i say. and then i did.

"shit"

3 comments:

InExile said...

sometimes she comes over and cooks food for me so i didn't wanna be rude !

InExile said...

i am natural talent rather

InExile said...

her cooking is more like pasta and garlic bread !